Las Vegas is a strange place, you see all kinds of strange people and things, strange people doing strange things, and well yes, Las Vegas is not like any place in the world.
Las Vegas is, how you say, Out Of This World!
One thing about vegas that is strange to me is when people bring their kids to a place that is commonly referred to as Sin City. I mean what is an 8 year old kid going to do walking down the strip at 10:30 pm on a Tuesday night?
People do really, really stupid things when they come to Las Vegas.
You see a lady, well just for the sake of this story lets call her a "lady", anyway you see a lady with a baby kind of propped up on her shoulder at 1:00 am in the casino where everyone, including the lady is smoking, and she is poking away at the gambling machine she is sitting in front of! Wow, what a way to grow up, lulled to sleep by the beeps, dings and lights of a smoky casino. Poster child for gambler's anonymous.
Another strange thing about the Las Vegas strip is, what my wife calls "Boobie trading cards," you know those little cards with half naked pictures of porn stars that those scummy dudes hand out on the sidewalk up and down the strip. They stand there flicking the cards against their fingers and it makes this "clickity-clickity" sound that somehow must be irresistible to the average passer by. You try to walk by a whole line of these guys, while all of them are making that "clickity-clickity" sound kind of like being forced to travel down some sort of "gauntlet of porn" all the while their hands are darting out to hand you a little business card sized picture of some porn star with giant boobs! Don't get me wrong, I love boobies as much, if not more than the next guy, but these guys just annoy me. Sometimes they will even try to hand one to me when I'm walking hand-in-hand with my wife, dude my wife could care less about you and your boobie trading cards and she wouldn't be upset if I took one, but it's just GROSS! I would think these guys could find a job doing something just a tiny, tiny bit more respectable, I don't know like say cleaning up the used condoms at a bestiality show or something.
Las Vegas has some really ugly things going for it.
maybe a few pretty pictures will help
oh yea, clickity click on the pictures, they are better seen larger
1 comment:
I hate those guys that flick those things in my face. I don't understand why the city lets them do that. And by the way, what street is the beastiality show on?
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