Ten things I hate about . . .

Rachael Ray!

1) Her TV talk show

2) Her TV cooking show

3) Her magazine

4) The fact that wherever I turn, there she is

5) The fact that she is always yelling at me

6) The fact that some network executives want to TRY to "sex" her up

7) Her cooking

8) They add video clips of her giving tips about "things" to my local newscast

9) What's next, Rachael Ray signature underwear?

10) Somewhere out there, someone is thinking about a Rachael Ray Theme Park

Rachael Ray makes me want to scream, and sometimes I do, like almost every time I see her image (sometimes called a "brand image") RayRay's brand image is everywhere and on everything, she is like the Nike or Coke of branding . . .

My only comfort is that site's like this exist: Rachael Ray Sucks

I am so glad that there are others out there that share my disdain for RayRay, in fact here is a little quote from the site I like so much It bears repeting here:

"This community was created for people that hate the untalented twit known as Rachael Ray.

Rachael Ray is annoying for many reasons but here are a few: she is repetitive, she talks with her hands way too much, she giggles incessantly, she puts olive oil and chicken stock in everything, she wears really ugly clothing, she talks out of one side of her mouth like she's had a stroke, she looks like "The Joker" when she smiles, and she can't stop talking about her family.

If you loathe Rachael Ray as much as we do, join this community and talk shit about her! If you actually like Rachael Ray and think this community is evil, go cry in your garbage bowl and shut the hell up."

Now Giada DeLaurentis is so sexy, well spoken and such a good cook, that I can't get enough of her!